What if the trophy is the Troca Shell sitting at the very front of me right now? The Troca Shell is the oldest object on the table. I bought it in Phuket, Thailand 30 years ago in 1989 when I won the Mini Hundred Percent Club while I was in Mesiniaga; my first job. At that time I was whaddaya know? 25 years old.
So my Hero's Journey started way way way before I realized it.
Sarah, there are secret treasures that I keep inside of the Troca Shell. I'll tell you what they are. One is a marijuana stub and guess what? I didn't realize it then but now it all makes sense. I had a ball chain necklace wrapped onto a round magnet.
You know what that means honey? That is the essence of time. My treasures are nature and time!
I know you think I'm flipping out. I don't care. I have in my possession two most valuable treasures.
It is true then, I am the Gyro Horology. Time is on my side.
I am so ex[]ited because when I was doing all these stuff, I didn't know why I did it. I was simply a Clockwork Orange. Only when it was revealed to me the significance of the events do I realize the meaning.
Now I am very certain I am in charge of time. Pretty obvious isn't it? I am a sucker for watches. I wear two watches at a time. Can you beat that baby?
ARISE ALL ANGELS, DJINNS, DEMONS, SPOOKS, ALIENS, MICROBES AND ALL ALAM SHAH ALAM... Tonight I serve you.
What do you fancy my children?
"We want Iron Maiden Ayah".
OK tonight we'll do our Iron Maiden Dozen.
"Let us choose the songs Ayah. Let us tell our story".
OK you tell me I'll spin. Anak2 Iblis, can you hear me?
"Yes Ayah, spin us Fear of the Dark".
OK kids.
Let's hear the first song.
"OK Ayah, as we choose the song you tell us the story".
I'll do my best...
This was my younger days. I was a rebel to the core. Awww kids lets the songs tell the story ya? I want to chill.
"OK Ayah, just spin the songs then..."
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Brb... Making snacks and coffee
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Yes kids, we had fun didn't we?
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You know kids, we should do this more often.
"No worries Ayah, we always hangout at CCC, you may not notice."
Yes indeed, the place is jam packed with visitors from Sparta 4964.
"We know, so we just mind our own business most of the time.
OK kids, we are on half way point. Choose your songs carefully. What story you want [] tell depends on the songs you choose.
"Yes Ayah, we know... Here is the next song:
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Aaah... The Cyborg War. Heavy casualty on both sides...
"Indeed Ayah, tonight we remember the fallen".
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What's that foul smell? Who are you all?
"We are the remnants of what's left of Iblis's army. We come to surrender".
Are these all what's left?
"Yes indeed my Lord".
Very well then, all of you are pardoned. Now I assign you as the cadets on Sailbad the Sinner.
"Thank you Most Gracious".
OK next song please.
"Very well Ayah".
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Put your cloaks on, let's go to hell.
Izrael, pull my soul...
"Yes Sha," said Izrael
OK, I am please with what I see. I had completed my inspection. At ease. No more torment for Mr KePala ButUH. He is a free citizen in Wolfsschanze. All is not forgiven though. Umar still serving. He is the next transgressor on Crime Against Humanity.
I spared Abu Bakar, Osman and Ali.
Let's move forward to the future.
"Right on Ayah!"
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OK kids, we did good. We pardoned the renegades from Iblis's Army...
"Thank you Sha," said Iblis
...With that Sailbad the Sinner got its cadets.
We went to hell. The forth time *[] me. Very nice indeed. I like the reception you all gave me. Very formal.
* Good Sarah.
And we pardoned Mr KePala ButUH. Quite timely since this is the 25th of Ramadan, how about that? A seven. This is the last 5 days of Ramadan. If that is the case I shall declare tonight as Lailatul Qadar (The Night of Power and Fate).
While we are at it, I pardon all those who worship the Stone except those who have Crime Against Humanity. They still take the Scenic Route as long as they are Stone Worshipers.
Fair enough Al Araf 7:7?
"Yes Sha, very fair," said Jibrail on behalf of Al Araf 7:7.
OK I am ready for bed.
This is your lullaby Sarah:
Let's celebrate...
Goodnight Sarah.
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