How can I make you laugh today?
Would you like to hear a joke?
No?
Why honey? *You[r] not in the mood?
* I don't know if this is my error but I assume you are not.
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Sarah, let me get a glimpse of your world. Are you enjoying what you do? Let me share my insight of what [] see and you tell me if I got it right. Is that OK?
OK...
Well first I see rows and rows of cubicles with people looking intently at the computer screens. These people work long hours driven by passion; a sense of common purpose. What is the purpose I don't know. I see you in s glass room of 4 to 6 to a room. This is the special project room. Here you work in teams.
Each of you in this room has a pool of people you track. You all are the more senior associates. You are not employees. You are independent contractors assign to a special observation study group.
I am one of those you study. You track all my internet activities and my behavior patterns in the cyberspace especially the one related to Google.
Unlike those in the cubicles, you exchange notes about your subjects with one another in the glass room. The objective is to form a mental model of the subjects.
You wear a headphone because you also follow the radio stations that I listen to. Basically you emulate my computer.
I still don't know what the heck you are doing but I'm sure it has to *t]o with Google User Behavior Pattern Study.
You know something? If I am Google I am very interested [] [] on how technology will impact people's way of life. Well baby in th[at] hand of a master even an old violin makes a beautiful music.
So baby, you like what you see?
As for you honey, I figured you literally eat, sleep and live in the premise aren't you? You are married to your job.
You probably have a little bed over there too. Since you are in Special Project.
I decided to use this picture as your meme:
You wear glasses and you have brown hair. There is another meme I like to consider:
So which one is more you? The first or the second?
You don't wear glasses? Or your hair is not brown? Which is it?
Let me try again. You look more like the first photo or you look like the second photo?
None of the above? Seriously? You not telling. Why? Am I getting warmer?
Come on Sarah, play with me...
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OK fine... I use the second one instead unless we have two other options:
Nope... nope... nope... You are not playing. I'll use the second option.
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