The problem with Malaysia is to leave Islam I need a permission from the Syariah Court. Not only that, I have to nullify my wedding, I cannot be the witness to my daughters' wedding, I cannot inherit wealth and I cannot be buried in the Muslim cemetery.
So rather than going through the trouble, I might as well remain in the closet and just declare that to my non Muslim friends. T[he] those close Muslims I just say I am non practicing like Zinedine Zidane.
After all matters pertaining to God is universal but matters pertaining to religion is personal.
In Malaysia, the majority of Muslims here are conservative. There are very small pockets of liberals. These are the town folks.
The bulk are followers of blind faith. These are the busy bodies privy of other people affairs like my auntie who feels she is holier than thou.
My mom is a total zealot while my brother Rohaizad is an uneducated fool. These three categories constitute three quarter of the Muslims in this country.
I was a practicing Muslim some part of my life but most of the time I am a free thinker. I believe in God but because I am a liberal, I cannot swallow the conservative mentality. Still, I know a lot of stuff because I read the Quran and hadiths.
I personally think the Quran is a book of war and it was meant to fight the enemies of Islam. Maybe because of that I adopted the concept of Jazundallah (Soldier of Allah). I mean, who doesn't want to be a soldier; the fire of hell doesn't touch those who fight for the cause of Allah - hadith.
I don't really fancy the 72 virgins. I rather have 72 sluts. However because I committed adultery, my blood is permissible to be spilled. So to erase my track record, I joined the Army of Allah. Make sense?
On one hand my sin was death. On the other hand fire of hell doesn't touch me. Now you know why the most devout companions of the Prophet were scoundrels? They were given the ultimate pain and pleasure ultimatum. Either death or total devotion. Umar for example murdered his toddler daughter just because it was a bane to have a daughter among the Quraish.
Those Arabs were a bunch of morons. So here you have one slightly clever among them; the one eye is king in the land of the blind.
Gosh Sarah, I hate the Prophet. Look at the world today. It is divided between the Muslims and the NON Muslims. Either you are a Muslim or you are NOT. Regardless of your religion you are NON Muslim. Can you see that? It is a statement of prejudice if you ask me.
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OK enough rambling about Islam. Bottom line, I have no interest in ANY religion whatsoever. So I lump all religious and nonreligious people into one giant washing machine. You want sex you get it. It all about sex anyway. People want money because they want power. With power they get sex. So I cut short the whole process and go straight to sex. Even love leads to sex. What else? Cars, house, motorbikes, watches and what have you are to make you sexy. What does sexy means? For you to be desirable sexually.
Even meditation is for SEX! The Khundalini Yoga gives way to euphoric sensations.
Checkout this Magnum ice cream ad. Is this not sex?
Is that how ice cream suppose to be eaten? I don't think so.
I don't blame you for being an atheist. I tried that. It was nice but it's like having food without salt. You can fill your stomach but it is tasteless. So into the washing machine those fellow atheists as well.
In the end I just round up every matter and concluded that everything should be scaled down to single cell organisms.
Well Sarah, you want me to be God. This is both my reward and my punishment to the so called privileged beings, humans. We are not that special after all, we are a bunch of fuckers. We fuck more than the fauna and flora. We fuck all year round regardless of seasons. On top of that we fuck for leisure, not necessarily for procreation.
Therefore in view of the situation at hand, it is only fair for ALL that I establish Sparta 4964 as a super massive cauldron of sex:
I am exhausted Sarah.
I need a break...
Later baby.
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